THE GOLDEN TELEPHONE

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( Sent to me by a friend from Michigan... where else? Author Unknown )

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A man in Topeka, Kansas, decided to write a book about churches around the country.
He started by flying to San Francisco, and started working east from there.

Going to a very large church, he began taking photographs and making notes.
He spotted a golden telephone on the vestibule wall and was intrigued with a sign
which read "$10,000 a minute." Seeking out the pastor he asked about the phone.
The pastor answered that this golden phone is, in fact, a direct line to Heaven
and if he pays the price he can talk directly to God.
The  man thanked the pastor and continued on his way.

As he continued to visit churches in Seattle, Austin, Pennsylvania , Chicago,
Milwaukee, and all around the United States, he  found more phones,
with the same sign, and got the same answer from each pastor.

Finally, he arrived in Traverse City, Michigan. Upon entering a church in this
northwestern area of Michigan , behold, he saw the usual golden  telephone.
But THIS time, the sign read "Calls: 25 cents". Fascinated, he asked to talk to the pastor.
"I have been in churches all across the country and in each church, I have found
this golden telephone and have been told it is a direct line to Heaven and that I could talk to God,
but, in the other churches the cost was $10,000 a minute. Your sign reads 25 cents a call. Why?"


The pastor, smiling, replied,"Son, you're in Michigan now.   This is God's country...it's a local call."