CHURCH CHUCKLES
Two mice die and go to heaven. They meet St. Peter at the gate, he welcomes them and says,"Come in, heaven will provide your every need. Look around, I'll check on you later. Later, St. Peter sees the mice looking tired and sad. "What's wrong? Isn't heaven everything that you could imagine?" The mice replied, "Heaven is so big, our feet are so small, it takes so long to get anywhere. Can you help us?" St. Peter suggested roller skates. The mice agree to try it and are very happy. Soon a cat arrives in heaven, meets St. Peter, and is given the same welcome speech. When St. Peter returns, he finds the cat smiling from ear to ear. "What is the most wonderful thing about heaven for you?" The cat replies, " MEALS ON WHEELS!"
