THE 'SENIORS'

  Jacob, age 92, and Rebecca, age 89, are all excited about their decision to  get married.

They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding and on the way they pass a drugstore.

Jacob suggests they go in. Jacob addresses the man behind the counter: "Are you the owner?"
 
  The pharmacist answers "Yes".
 
Jacob: "We're about to get married. Do you sell heart medication?"
 
  Pharmacist: "Of course we do."
 
  Jacob: "How about medicine for circulation?"
 
Pharmacist: "All kinds."
 
  Jacob: "Medicine for rheumatism, scoliosis? "

  Pharmacist: "Definitely."
 
 Jacob: "How about Viagra?"
 
  Pharmacist: "Of course."
 
  Jacob: "Medicine for memory problems, arthritis, Jaundice?"

  Pharmacist: "Yes, a large variety. The works."
 
  Jacob: "What about vitamins, sleeping pills, Geritol,antidotes for Parkinson's disease?"

  Pharmacist: "Absolutely."
 
  Jacob: "You sell wheelchairs and walkers?"

  Pharmacist: "All speeds and sizes."
 
Jacob says to the pharmacist: "We'd like to register here for our wedding, please."