SMILES
FROM THE BIBLE
Q: What
kind of man was Boaz before he married?
A: Ruthless.
Q: What do they call pastors in Germany?
A: German Shepherds.
Q: Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
A: Noah. He was floating his stock
while everyone else was in liquidation.
Q: What was the greatest female financier in the Bible?
A: Pharaoh's daughter. She went down
to the bank of the Nile and drew out a little prophet.
Q: What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible?
A: Jehovah drove Adam and Eve out of
the Garden in a Fury. David's Triumph was heard
throughout the land. Also, probably a Honda, because the
apostles were all in one Accord.
Q:Who was the greatest comedian in the Bible?
A: Samson. He brought the house down.
Q:What excuse did Adam give to his children as to why he no
longer lived in Eden?
A:Your mother ate us out of house and home.
Q:Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in
the Bible?
A: Moses. He broke all 10
commandments at once.
Q:Which area of Palestine was especially wealthy?
A: The area around Jordan. The banks
were always overflowing.
Q:Who is the greatest baby sitter mentioned in the Bible?
A: David. He rocked Goliath to a
very deep sleep.
Q:Which Bible character had no parents?
A: Joshua, son of Nun.
Q:Why didn't they play cards on the Ark?
A: Because Noah was standing on the
deck. (Groannn...)
KEEP SMILING!!!!
GOD LOVES YOU BUNCHES
AND BUNCHES!!!!
Friends are God's way of taking care of us.
(Author Unknown)
